Wise Advice from Children

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
- Michael, 14

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14

Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9

Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 10

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11

Never allow your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14

Don't sneeze in front of Mom when you're eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 12

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac.
- Andrew, 9

Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13